I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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