She is in my trunk
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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