Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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