ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
