Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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