Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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