proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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