i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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