I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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