dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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