Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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