I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
