I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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