Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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