ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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