Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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