hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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