What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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