Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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