Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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