We're like a lot better than the average bears
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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