Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
