So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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