dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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