That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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