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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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