Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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