She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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