I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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