Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize