So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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