This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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