are you still at the devil's house?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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