Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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