in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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