I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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