I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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