Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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