I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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