There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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