small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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