I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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