It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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