Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
