Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
