Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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