it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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