three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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