Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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