Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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