Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I have fence marks all over my body
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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