So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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