I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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