Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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