I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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