somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?