adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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