Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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