Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
